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A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

It is better to copulate than never.

The biscuits and the syrup never come out even.

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.

When the ship lifts, all bills are paid. No regrets.

Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing – and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely.

Dear, don't bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.